Happy Valentines day, everyone.

Also, I didn't mention it because I was sick and had a toothache, but my birthday was the 12th. I'm 18 now. My tooth still hurts, I'll be visiting the dentist next Wednesday. NOT. FUN.

To cheer myself up I thought I'd fill out one of these character quizzes floating around. Got this one from ~flyzers and it did cheer me up.

Chose 10 of your OC's.

1: Saul
2: Slang
3: Dillan
4: Barleby/Bar
5: Paradise
6: Surreal
7: "Drool"
8: Madeline/Maddy
9: Calamari
10: Hotcakes


1) Bar invites Dillan and Maddy to dinner at their house. What happens?
Bar hates Dillan so he'd probably try and poison his food. xD
Dillan and Maddy would act differently depending if this meal takes place before or after they broke up. If before, I'm sure Dill & Maddy would ignore the food completely and make out. If after, she'd demand to know why he wasn't in Africa like he said he was and probably act like they never broke up. Dillan would be trying to free himself from her grip and somehow escape. Bar would be laughing the entire time but in the end he'd probably help his friend.

2) Calamari tries to get Paradise to go to a strip club.
Roflmao! x,D Oh good god. They're both too naive and curious to probably realize what was actually inside.

Calamari: Is there food in here? Why aren't there any windows? -Blink-
Paradise: Let's find out? -Walks inside and just about dies of embarrassment.- OMG! We have to leave! Now!
Calamari: What are those girls doing? I think I like it.

3) You need to stay at a friends house for the night. Do you chose Saul or Surreal?
Tough to say. If I stayed with Saul it'd be in a rundown building while he hides from the police, which isn't very comfortable. At 6AM he'd ditch me there as a decoy and I'd wake up surrounded by the cops. xD

Then again Surreal would be too shy the entire time I'm visiting and wouldn't stop stuttering/blushing. Still, Surreal has running water and electricity so I'd stay there despite his little apartment being cluttered with dozens of books and papers.

4) Slang and Drool are making out. Hotcakes walks in...Their reaction?
None of them know each other and Slang doesn't go for dead looking guys older than her. xD

Slang: I'm not kissing him! Look; he's drooling all over the place! Yuck!
Drool: -Looks sad-
Hotcakes: -Eyetwitch- That's it. I'm going back to the ocean.

5) Dillan falls in love with Surreal. Maddy is jealous. What happens?
BWAHAHAHA! My side hurts. :,DDD

Both Dill and Surreal are straight, but it's just like Maddy to get extremely jealous. I'm sure it would be Dillan's latest plot to get her out of his life, and pretend to be Surreal's lover. Surreal would be extremely flustered, embarrassed, confused and just stand there blinking at Maddy who looks like she's about to murder the big man holding her Dilly-kins in his arms.

Dillan: -Sticks tongue out- Too bad babe, this is my sweetheart now. >D
Sureal: W-w-w-wait w-what's going on h-here? D///:
Maddy: -Wielding a large potted plant about to be bashed in Surreal's head-

After beating Surreal to a pulp Maddy would burst into tears and run away crying.

6) Bar jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who comes to your rescue? Hotcakes, Slang, or Drool?
Wah! No, Bar! You're a nice guy! -Whaps with a rolled up newspaper-

Hotcakes: Land-walkers are so stupid to attack each other over material possessions. You'd never find such a thing happening in the sea. -Turns around and leaves-
Slang: Bar, no! See, you're holding the knife wrong, hold it like this...
Drool: -Too busy giggling and talking to himself in the corner to bother-

I'm doomed, aren't I? xD

7) Saul decides to start a cooking show. 15 minutes later what is happening?
Sure, the man can make a mean fried chicken but that's about all he knows how to cook.

Saul: -Blood is squirting everywhere from his hand wrapped up in a towel- SOMEONE GET SOME ICE! QUICK! -Panics-

He's good with guns but he can be a klutz with a knife. xD

8) Paradise is in a car crash and is critically injured. What does Calamari do?
Unfortunately Calamari wouldn't know what to do.

Calamari: Omgomgomg! WhatdoIdo whatdoIdo? -Trying to slap Paradise awake and not cry- Help me, sis!
Hotcakes: Pffft. Whatever, it's his own damn fault he hit that guy's car.

Hotcakes would cave in and help her brother rescue Paradise though. She's not that mean.

9) Dillan has to marry either Maddy, Bar, or Calamari. Who do they chose?
Dill would probably run out during the ceremony.

Maddy: Did he go back to study the lions in africa? -Blinks-
Bar: -Sigh of relief- Thank god we didn't go through with this.
Calamari: Do we eat the cake now?

10) Drool kidnaps Slang and demands something from Paradise for Slang's release. What is it?
Paradise doesn't know either of them but he would try his best to help Slang and make sure she doesn't get hurt. Slang meanwhile would beat the snot out of her kidnapper, or just ramble on about utter nonsense until she annoyed them to death.

11) You get to meet either Saul or Surreal. Who do you chose?
Saul. We'd go rob a bank together or something. C:

12) Hotcakes challenges Bar to a chariot race. Why?
Maybe her history is a little outdated and she thinks it's the proper way to kick someone's ass? xD
She wouldn't understand how it worked though.

Hotcakes: You're goin' down, pansy.
Bar: My horse won't stop eating hy head-leaves. >C

13) Everyone gangs up on Dillan. Does Dillan have a chance in hell?
I can easily see this happening. And no, poor Dillan would get his butt kicked. Unless there was an apple pie present and he transformed to were-form, then everyone else would be on the receiving end.

14) Everyone is invited to Slang and Hotcakes weddings except for Maddy. How do they react?
Maddy would be upset that she wasn't invited. After all, she's a nice person, isn't she? Plus Dillan would be there...

Bar: But they're both GIRLS, and Slang's only 16!
Dillan: -Only half-listening- Two girls? That's hot.
Slang: -Flees!- D:

15) Why is Surreal afraid of Drool?
Why WOULDN'T he be afraid of him? xD

Drool: -Screaming like a madman- THE RHINOCEROS WON'T LET GO OF MY PLAYDOH, MOMMA! D<
Surreal: -Edges away carefully- o____o;

16) Hotcakes gathers everyone around to tell them a fairy tale. How does it go?
Most likely you'd have to have been born in the ocean to understand it. It would involve a lot of fish and boats and a love story between the sea god Poseidon and a horseshoe crab or something.

17) Saul arrives late for Slang and Hotcakes's wedding. What happens? And why are they late?
He was being chased by the cops for stealing a rare set of priceless china or something, which he planned to give to the happy couple.

Saul: -Drops both his present and his jaw when he realized who said "happy couple" were- What the hell is going on here?

And then he would crash the wedding.

18) Paradise and Calamari get roaring drunk and end up at your house. What happens?
Paradise is asleep resting half on the couch and half on the floor. Calamari would end up in an argument with my cat, who would be too busy to listen as he gnawed off one of Cal's tentacles.

19) Dillan, Maddy, Surreal, and Bar all go to the zoo for Maddy's birthday party. How does it go? What presents do they get Maddy?
Dillan would show up empty-handed and try to convince Surreal to help him push her into the tiger pit, while Bar is left to talk to her. Surreal gives her a set of pens and Bar hands her a small plant of some kind.

20) Everyone gets together and start protesting something outside of your house. What are they protesting? What do you do?
They're probably pissed at me for being a hypocrite and drawing them out of character and overall just embarrassing them. xD
I'd lock all the doors and windows, close the curtains, and retreat beneath my desk for the next three days.

21) Calamari murders Slang's best friend. What does Slang do to get back at them?
Calamari isn't the murdering type, and if he did somehow manage to kill one of Slang's friends, she'd probably kill him with her bare hands.

22) Surreal and Saul are in mortal danger. Only one of them can survive. Does Surreal save himself or Saul?
Surreal would save Saul and die in his place. The dork.

23) Which one of them is most likely to fail at life?
Tough to say, but it would probably be Calamari.

24) Paradise is trapped in a cave. Hotcakes comes to rescue them. What happens?
Paradise: -Curled up in the fetal position and sobbing--
Hotcakes: Oh shuttup and grab the rope before I leave you here, crybaby.

25) Dillan starts a day camp. What happens?
Disaster. Kids and Dillan do not mix well, he hates the little buggers.

26) Bar, Surreal, and Drool are doing the Hokey-Pokey. Maddy walks in. What happens?
Maddy: Erh.... some other time, then. o__o; -Quietly leaves the room.-

27) Saul starts to write a fan-fiction where Calamari and Hotcakes are going out. What is Slang's reaction?
Saul you moron. Dx

Saul: -Writing in a notebook because he isn't very good with computers-
Slang: -Reading over his shoulder- Uh.... you do know they're brother and sister, right?
Saul: What?!? -Looks mortified and quickly burns the notebook- Shower! I need a shower!

28) Drool makes an apple pie. Is it any good?
As a dying meal, maybe... cause that thing sure would kill you. xD

29) Maddy and Dillan go camping. For some reason they forget to bring any food. What do they do?
Maddy: -Drinks the last of the beer Dillan had brought- That's okay sugar-hic!-plum, cause we can live off loooove! -Pounces-
Dillan: -Pinned- Noooo! Get away from me you crazy psycho beeatch! D,x

30) While they are camping, they run into The Blair Witch. What do they do? (If you haven't seen that movie pretend they ran into the Bogyman or something like that instead.)
Dillan would leave Maddy and get the hell out of there. Maddy would be shocked and outraged when she realizes Dillan wasn't going to save her.